An Early Christmas NeighborGoodies Prayer

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please....PLEASE... let this just be a nose hair trimmer:

...because if it's not, I don't even want to think about where it's been. Come to think of it, even if it's just a nose-hair trimmer, I don't even want to think about where it's been.

Amen.

PS: Why did you make the NeighborGoodies Table the nexus to hell?