NeighborGuardie's Blue Table Report #2

Hello, Scumbags!

Guardie here lettin' ya know that the new machines are 'ere. Looks like they took Street Cleanin' to a whole new level. YAAHHAHHAHHAHAHA!



Anyway, by the time Jeff comes back from Infectin' the East, the NeighborGoodies Table should be up an' runnin!

Guardie over an out!

NeighborGuardie's Blue Table Report #1

Hey, scumbags. This is Ol’ Guardie comin’ atchya from NeighborGoodies Central. I’m keepin’ an eye on things while Jeff is out carousin’ with his hooligan friends during this ‘ere “Upgrade.” Wouldn’t want any varmints comin’ in and removin’ our blue fun table, eh? If they try that, they gonna have ME to answer to—and I got a strong background in “persuasion” if ye catch my drift. YAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!







So far, things is goin’ pretty slowly. All the machines are out of the laundry room an’ in the parkin' garage:

The Blue Table is still hangin’ in there...

...but ain't nobody gettin' into (or out of! Yahahhahha!) the laundry room 'cept me, so no one’s leavin’ any of their crap around.

I’ll keep you posted on the progress while Jeff is busy infecting the east.

NeighborGuardie

A memo went out this week in the apartment building stating that the laundry room (home of the NeighborGoodies!) will be closed for a week as they upgrade it. Apparently, they will be making it even more luxurious than ever before with new floors, new paint... and new machines!

Since there will be no NeighborGoodies for an entire week (!!), I have decided to use this time to take my annual impromptu road trip, which will begin on Monday! (Feel free to follow my progress during East Infection 2008!!)

During this Luxury Upgrade, it is my sincere hope that the NeighborGoodies table stays safe and sound. Luckily, I found this little guy hanging around:

I like him because he looks as though he's the Guardian of the NeighborGoodies. His no-nonsense, gun-toting stance clearly indicates that he will shoot anyone dead if they try to remove the NeighborGoodies table during this improvement project. Judging by his weapon, trench coat and attitude, I believe we can rest assured that he will do all he can to protect our rights as NeighborGoodies Enthusiasts.

And so, I leave the Luxury of the Hollywood Hills comforted by the fact that there is an armed NeighborGuardie watching over the Big Blue Table--he will be our eyes, ears and blogger while I'm gone, so if anything should happen--we're in good hands.