These Boots Were Made for Dancin'. . .

The great thing about some of the NeighborGoodies that are left on a daily basis: You can find a whole new life for yourself. For example, if you were bored today, you could head down there and pick out an exciting new (to you) pair of work boots and begin a career in, say, construction!



For a used pair of boots, these things are in pretty decent shape.


And since they're Brahma Boots: The Name to Trust, you know they must be great!

You could work veryhard building things on construction sites! You might even be able to weld in these shoes! WOW!

But all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...so after a long day at the construction site, you can return home to grab your gal for a night on the town. But first, you'll want to stop off at NeighborGoodies Central to find everything she'll need tonight! Including these snazzy high heels:

You'll be happy to note that these shoes are standing in a pile of crumbs left from the weekend's toaster. . .


Despite the small sweat stain near the toes, these used "What's what" shoes by Aerosoles are just what you need to go out. But don't be an idiot: No one can go out just wearing shoes! Well, you're in luck because today only, you can find a fancy cocktail dress!

Now you've got everything you could ever possibly need to have a great night out, just in time for Valentine's Day! And with all the money you've just saved on a new outfit--why not treat yourself to a night out on the town? For ideas, look no further than the entrance to our lovely apartment complex.

I normally wouldn't post anything outside of the NeighborGoodies table, but some (presumably drunk) random has doctored the STOP sign that adorns our gated garage:


Clearly, this is a sign from the gods themselves to take your new work boots, high heels and party dress to go out dancin'!