The dog people in this Luxurious Hollywood Hills building have a little club, where they gather and disapprove of all of us who don't have pets... and I have no doubt that one of them left these items on the NeighborGoodies Table:
A copy of "Dog's Life" magazine with a note sticking out that reads "For Our Dog Loving Friends" which was written on the back of a script page from...
...Days of Our Lives, during a particularly heavy scene between Daniel and Chloe. Whoever they are.
Based solely on 1950's stereotypes, I'll go ahead and say this means the Pet Owner in question is probably a bored housewife (although clearly a writer would make more sense. But shut up, this is my blog!) Anyway, because she's a housewife who loves her "stories" as my grandmother used to call them, it cannot be the building manager. Why? Because she's unmarried. Why is she unmarried? Well, mostly because she's the devil. (For more on her, please see today's edition of All Bitched Up. See? I had a plan for that housewife thing all along.)
This NeighborGooder also left this painted rock:
...which is from the The Humane Society's Protect Seals campaign:
Ironically, it's the perfect size and shape to club baby seals with*. Weird.
1 comment:
The seal mask rock is pretty creepy
Looks like a prop from a scary movie
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