Someone left behind this Toastmaster "Hot Pot"...
...complete with this note:
It simply states: "I can't get this to work but maybe you can!" This item has only the most basic technology--a plug and an on/off switch... and that's about it. There isn't even a temperature control on this piece of cookery. This is the kind of item that makes me want to bang on everyone's doors until I find the owner so that I may shout at them: "HEY! If you plugged it in and switched it to 'on' and it didn't work for you, it will not be working for anyone else. Because it is broken. Idiot!"
But then common sense kicks in and I realize they probably broke the damned thing by boiling one too many human heads inside of it...
See?
1 comment:
LOL. You're not understanding this one. The whole point is to gull some sucker into taking it in and trying it out.. at which point...
The entire building will be plunged into darkness (this happened to me with both of the last two kettles that broke) and BURGLARS who are lurking in a pool maintenance van outside, will take this as a sign and will come to prey upon you all in your moments of darkness and despair.. Isn't it obvious?
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