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Thursday, December 3, 2009

An Early Christmas NeighborGoodies Prayer

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please....PLEASE... let this just be a nose hair trimmer:

...because if it's not, I don't even want to think about where it's been. Come to think of it, even if it's just a nose-hair trimmer, I don't even want to think about where it's been.

Amen.

PS: Why did you make the NeighborGoodies Table the nexus to hell?

4 comments:

Ludovica said...

I've never seen a nose-hair trimmer. This may have something to do with my utter inability to find a boyfriend I suppose, and since most ladies (yes even me) are not over endowed with nasal hair.. well I already explained all that.
Indeed as I have already mentioned my inability to get a boyfriend I look at this and think...
AA or AAA?
(sorry! :D)

Unknown said...

I'm speechless.

Unknown said...

or:

Does this post mean Neighborgoodies has finally reached its climax?

Ludovica said...

HAHA! I'm only pulling your leg. This could be any number of things.. from an etui (sewing kit) to a tampon case, or a designer lipstick or make up brush or pill carrier or something.. We didn't get a good enough look at it tbh