Thursday, December 3, 2009

An Early Christmas NeighborGoodies Prayer

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please....PLEASE... let this just be a nose hair trimmer:

...because if it's not, I don't even want to think about where it's been. Come to think of it, even if it's just a nose-hair trimmer, I don't even want to think about where it's been.

Amen.

PS: Why did you make the NeighborGoodies Table the nexus to hell?
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4 comments:

  1. LudovicaDecember 3, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    I've never seen a nose-hair trimmer. This may have something to do with my utter inability to find a boyfriend I suppose, and since most ladies (yes even me) are not over endowed with nasal hair.. well I already explained all that.
    Indeed as I have already mentioned my inability to get a boyfriend I look at this and think...
    AA or AAA?
    (sorry! :D)

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  2. UnknownDecember 3, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    I'm speechless.

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  3. UnknownDecember 3, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    or:

    Does this post mean Neighborgoodies has finally reached its climax?

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  4. LudovicaDecember 6, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    HAHA! I'm only pulling your leg. This could be any number of things.. from an etui (sewing kit) to a tampon case, or a designer lipstick or make up brush or pill carrier or something.. We didn't get a good enough look at it tbh

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